Hilarious News #5 Don’t rent this house

I heard this on the radio the other day. Trust me, it is not for the fainthearted, but it will make for good conversation around the watercooler.

A house owner named Sue Walters had been renting out her house to the same tenants for years. She kicked them out for whatever reason and when she arrived to the home, she panicked because it smelled like ammonia. If you didn’t know, ammonia is in most cleaning products and a key ingredient used in meth labs. It is also one of the reasons doing meth is so stupid.

The cat inspectors. Click pic to see original story

She alerted the police and they came, suited up, to inspect the house. The good news? There was no meth lab. The bad news? The stench was caused by carpets that were soaked in cat pee.

Apparently, cat pee turns into ammonia after several years. The previous tenants owned several felines and apparently forgot to potty train them. I suppose after so many years they figured it would turn into ammonia and clean itself up.

Walters plans on doing a deep clean of the place and renting the home out again, but I am pretty sure the only deep cleaning that will solve this problem includes a couple of matches and some kindling.

Anyone out there a cat lover?

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