So, just in time for Valentine’s Day I have a few things a scrubby boyfriend may do on Valentine’s Day. Ladies, if your boyfriend does something like this, it’s time to dump him like he’s hot.
1) Takes you on a “romantic” date to see The Wolfman.
2) Buys you a video game, such as Medal of Honor, you can play “together.”
3) Takes you to McDonald’s for dinner. Since it is a special occasion, he lets you supersize the meal.
4) Gives you the teddy bear his ex-girlfriend gave him two years before.
5) Gives you a box of chocolates. With chocolates missing.
6) Tells you to dress up nice for your big date, and shows up in a t-shirt tuxedo. (Actually, if he does this, you should marry him right away).
